How to Talk ,Write and Meme Geek

"Ermahgerd,I'm just a flaming derp troll who like's to have rule 34 meme./facepalm, she's a OOAK 1337 chixor! FML..

Do you understand what does it says above? 

If not, maybe it's time for you to learn how to understand geek talk . Though not always necessary, it's a good feeling to know these internet slang words.

At least, for you, so as not to be left behind by the rapid evolving web culture and lingo.

You maybe already are using LOL or WTF, yet here are still new words for you to enhance your surfing language:

01 Ermahgerd

 'Ermahgerd' is 'oh my god' as pronounced by someone with a speech impediment. It means 'shock' and 'stupidity' at the same time, often as a caption for unflattering photos. You can caption 'ermagherd' on your own photos to describe that you did something stupid today, or you can use it to insult someone else by replying 'ermagherd' to their online posts.

02 Rule 34

Rule 34 is both a meme and a humorous truism that claims anything on the Web somehow has pornography attached to it somewhere. Whether it is an innocent picture of world continents, your garden in the back yard, or even aircraft, Rule 34 claims that somewhere there is a sexualized version available online.

03 FML 

'F*ck My Life', a humorous expression of despair. First appearing in 2008, and growing to immense popularity in 2011, FML is used in text messaging and online conversations to say 'my life is laughable and pathetic'.  This expression has become so popular, there are entire websites dedicated to examples of FML. 

04 Meme

Memes are pictures with captions on it .There are many reasons to create a viral meme curiosity, and then spread it around the Web. Memes are absurd, funny, and at times: even profound. Creating a meme can be a creative challenge, and a real personal victory when it finally goes viral. 

05 Facepalm or /facepalm

Question: What Is 'Facepalm'? Is It the Same as '/Facepalm'?

This peculiar expression appeared in your online chat today, but you're not quite sure what it means. What exactly is '/facepalm', and how is it meant to be used in conversation?

Answer: 'Facepalm' means the same as 'banging my head against my desk'. It is an expression of frustration or agitation. The visual is of a person smacking their forehead with their palm, often with the verbal expression 'doh!' to convey the frustration out loud.
In the world of online gaming, you will see the slash as in/facepalm. The slash command is commonly used as a gamer command, so it is intended to be more comic to add the slash to the front of the expression.

06 Flaming

In online jargon, 'flaming' means attacking or insulting someone online. Someone who purposely posts mean public comments about you is known as a 'flamer'. If the flamer is a repeat offender who delights in attacking others, then we upgrade that person to being called a 'troll'.

07 Troll or trolling

Trolling is the immature act of causing 

controversy and conflict in online 

discussions. 

Trolling abounds in conversation forums, online 

games, and even news sites. 

A troll is an obnoxiously character in the web. 

08 Derp

Yes, 'derp' is a modern jargon expression for saying 'stupid!' or 'doh, that's obvious'.  When referring to groups of people who exhibit idiotic behavior, 'derps' is now a common insult name.  Use of the word derp is very common in online gaming, Reddit commentaries, and Facebook posts.  Whether you see it spelled as 'derp' or 'durp', the meaning is the same: someone is getting insulted.

09 kk

The odd expression of 'kk' has been popularized by online gamers. It started out in the 1990's as a chat abbreviation for 'ok, kewl', and it has now grown into a common way to say 'ok' or 'acknowledged, I got your message'. This expression is very easy to thumb-type, so expect to see it in your text messaging.

10 Clownshoes

 "clown shoes" is an expressive form of mockery. The expression comes from the preposterous costume shoes worn by clowns. Clownshoes means that something or someone is laughable or absurd, and not to be taken seriously. 

11) 1337 or leet

The Story Behind '1337 Leet'

In the days of Windows 95, a group of infamous hackers named "The Dead Cow Cult" used to take remote control of Windows 95 machines. They used a nasty software package called Back Orifice, and used the network port 31337 to take over thousands of Win95 computers worldwide. Their purposeful misspelling of the world "elite" as "leet" or "1337" was a way to bypass censorship programs. 
Years later, the Dead Cow Cult influence has morphed into a subculture of jargon and power user language. People who speak "leet" today are not malicious hackers. Instead leetspeak is often the trademark of serious Internet gamers and people who pride themselves on being technically savvy. 

12  'Hacker' or  'hax0r'

You've heard of "hackers", and you've seen sensationalized versions of hackers in movies. But what exactly is a hacker? And are they the same as "haxors"?

 A hacker is a computer user who, for either negative or positive motivations, will manipulate and break into computer systems. You will see the "hacker" term spelled creatively in different ways, such as "haxor", "Hax0r", and "H4X0R", all of which mean the same thing.


13 Pwned

It can be pronounced as "owned" or as "poned", with both pronunciations being correct. In some cases, you will even hear it pronounced as "pawned". "Pwned" means "to be controlled against your will", or "to be defeated by a superior power". You might also hear the expression, "pwnage", which is the noun version of "being pwned".
This "pwn" expression originated in the 1980's from the word "owned". It was used to describe when a hacker would take remote control of a server or another computer. The use of "p" to replace "o" was simply a misspelling at first, but the spelling stuck as a stylistic point. 

14 "Chixor"

Commonly pronounced as chick-SOR or sometimes CHICK-er, is a positive descriptor of a technically-savvy and technically-motivated woman. The term chixor is derived from the term hacker or haxor. You will also see variations of the chixor spelling as "chix0r" with a zero instead of an 'o'.

More than just a "computer geek", a chixor is a female who passionately pursues computer knowledge as a profession or a hobby. A chixor is often employed as a computer technician or computer service representative, or is an avid online gamer who participates in MMO's (massive multiplayer online games). 

15 'BTHOM'

 "BTHOM" is the slang acronym for "beats the hell out of me". You would use BTHOM as a shorthand way to say "I don't know" or "I'm flabbergasted, and have no clue"."BTHOM" is often spelled all uppercase, but can be also spelled "bthom". All versions mean the same thing. Just be careful not to type entire sentences in uppercase, as that is considered rude shouting.

Examples of BTHOM usage:

·         (first user:) I'm trying to switch back and forth between my Windows, but the game keeps freezing on me. Has this happened to any of you before?

·         (second user:) Sry, I don't usually switch Windows while gaming.

·         (third user:) Hmmm, BTHOM. Maybe you need to free up some RAM memory?

16 'DILLIGAD'

"DILLIGAD" is the slang acronym for "Do I Look Like I Give a Damn?". It is used to say "I don't care!" while expressing either deep frustration or biting cold detachment.
"DILLIGAD" is often spelled all uppercase, but can also be spelled "dilligad". Both versions mean the same thing. Just be careful not to type entire sentences in uppercase, as that is considered rude shouting.
Example of DILLIGAD usage:

·         (first user:) You really should be nicer to Jeff. He may be incompetent, but he's trying, and he's got some problems at home.

·         (second user:) DILLIGAD about his personal problems? That's the third time he's screwed up my customer calls, and I have to take the heat for his incompetence.

17 'MEGO'

 "MEGO" is the slang acronym for "My Eyes Glaze Over". It is a jargon way of saying "this is really boring" or "this is way too technical for anyone to really care.""MEGO" is often spelled all uppercase, but can be also spelled "mego". All versions mean the same thing. 

·         (first user:) No, because the game uses a two-roll system, the crit rating does factor with hit rating on an (X + Y)*% uptime basis. You will need to divide that over the entire time of combat, allowing for the proc per minute average of 6 seconds every 60 seconds.

·         (second user:) dear god man. M E G O!

·         (third user:) ROFL! MEGO is right!

18 'ROFLMAO'

 "ROFLMAO" is the common acronym jargon expression for laughter. It stands for "Rolling on Floor, Laughing My A** Off". You will also see variations like LOL (Laughing Out Loud), and ROFL (Rolling on Floor, Laugh).
"ROFLMAO" is often spelled all uppercase, but can also be spelled "roflmao". Both versions mean the same thing. Just be careful not to type entire sentences in uppercase, as that is considered rude shouting.·         (first user:) Oh, man, my boss just came to my cubicle. I was so embarrassed for him because his fly was open, and I didn't have the courage to tell him.

·         (second user:) ROFLMAO! You mean he just talked to you with his front door open the whole time! LOL!

19 'BISLY'

"BISLY" is "But I Still Love You" This slang acronym is used as playful affection, often during online arguments or debates. It can be used to mean "no hard feelings", or "we're still friends", or "I don't like what you just said, but I won't hold it against you. BISLY is commonly used between people who are familiar with each other. 
BISLY is spelled in all capitals as well as all lowercase 'bisly'. Both uses mean the same thing. Just be careful not to type entire sentences in all caps, as that is considered rude shouting. 
·         (User 1): ENOUGH ALREADY! Geez, I know what I said was stupid, but do we have to keep reliving it?

·         (User 2): Yes, that comment you made will never get old. I'm going to hassle you for at least another month on it, BISLY regardless.

·         (User 1): Awww, thanks... jerk! Hahahahaha 

20 'OOAK'

"OOAK" is "One of a Kind". This is internet shorthand for saying "This thing is very rare". OOAK is commonly used when trying to sell something online, but OOAK can also be used in daily conversation to describe unusual people with unique qualities.·         (User 1) Are you looking for a laptop, I'm selling my customized gaming machine for PhP 5K

·         (User 2) Why are you selling your laptop?

·         (User 1) I don't use it anymore since the baby arrived. It's a wicked machine with dual 2GB graphics cards. OOAK, really.

·         (User 2) Dual graphics cards? Yeah, that's OOAK. Can you email me the specs? I might be interested.